oh god the rape fog is back!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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