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I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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