I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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