ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i think i have herpe
just one?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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