i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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