You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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