Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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