i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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