I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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