P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
