Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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