Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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