I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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