That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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