Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Randomize
