Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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