im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Still dying that you shit outside
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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