I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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