what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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