So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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