You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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