Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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