Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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