what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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