One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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