did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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