Midget sex pt 2 tonight
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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