I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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