it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
