ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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