u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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