Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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