Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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