I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
