if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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