Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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