he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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