fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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