you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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