"it" just moved
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Randomize
