i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Randomize
