she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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