She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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