I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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