So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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