6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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