No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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