i can't believe i had my finger in that
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i've created a new STD.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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