I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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