It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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