I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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