office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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