I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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