is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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